Emperor's New Groove
Summary: This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife. Kuzco and Pacha connect.
This was made for Blithesea for Festivids 2014.
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Recent.
Ok first of all I have to brag about what my handbag IS since it's a briefcase-shaped leather Coach handbag which I am still SUPER smug about getting for $50 at a consignment store. Oh god y'all, if I had the money I would own so many designer purses. It's like the grossest most pointless consumer thing to be into yet I'm SO INTO IT. Luckily I'll never have the cash to spend hundreds of dollars on purses and thus will never have to shame my ancestors by doing so.
Anyway, this is the bag that I bring to work every day because even though it's designed to hold like, folders and briefcases and shit, it's huge and boxy and can stretch to fit anything, including my laptop. Right now it's got my glasses case, my homestuck hat with Terezi's symbol on it that I got in dragoncon (downside: the hat has anime cat ears, upside: it's so cute and warm that I wear it in public anyway), an umbrella, a letter from my old job that was stuck in there and never sent. Various paper detritus and bills that I need to call about. A Tide pen. Scattered lipsticks and sample perfume bottles. Tampons. Cuticle cream. An iPhone charger cord. A comb. A small notebook. Various bags of tea and emergen-c, from the days of being sick and taking tea to work with me. And my checkbook.
....wow, I always thought of myself as someone who traveled really light. /o\
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I feel like most of my hates lately have been large and non-pet in nature. Or they're wanky Internet opinions which I'm not about to start a discussion about. Sooo lets see:
-the security guy for this building makes us show him our badge every morning when we enter. This only takes 5 second of my time but it's SO annoying when I'm late.
-the iPhone gchat app. IT IS THE WOOOOORST.
-Ads on Hulu. I've seen all of them a billion times and lately I've been getting that fucking Aflac duck's voice stuck in my head. UGH.
-bathtubs because they're always too short. WHY.
-shedding hair everywhere because my hair is so dang long.
-just like, everything re: work. I realize this seems like a non-pet hate but just imagine that this contains all the tiny annoyances in my job, because I'm too lazy to go into them all.
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I've stalled on this day because tbh I don't find this question very interesting, but I do want to finish the meme so! 5 senses:
I'm at work, so I hear a lot of typing and people talking on the phone in low soothing voices. There are also footsteps because there's always at least one person walking around. Someone coughs every few seconds because I work in a germ factory. Beneath that is the hum of the heating system.
The layout of this place visually is just like, the most stereotypically corporate place I could imagine. There are a zillion cubicles organized in an open floor plan do that our screens are visible to our neighbors. The cubicles are gray, the carpet is a different gray, there are big windows but the bluffs are usually at least partway for. Do the sun doesn't blind us. The walls are yellow and white and there are motivational posters and various things tracking progress on the walls.
I really can't smell anything although as usual the air makes my nose and skin feel dry. I go through tons of hand lotion here.
I feel... My iPhone in my hands? Ugh, this is why I'm not a big fan of this question. Everything's a little slippery right now due to hand lotion and I'm in my office chair, which is not as terrible for my back as my previous chair but I stills end up slouching.
I can taste coffee and the vague remnants of toothpaste.
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