So. Um. Yeah.

I don't even know what this *is.* It's not really fic, it's just another byproduct of my sad, sad obsession. Also, it's totally the fault of petronelle, monkeycrackmary, jamjar and everyone else but me.

( Unbetaed, sorta spoilery for Superman/Batman 26. In which Kon's a robot. )

Omg writing that depressed me so much. I now need chocolate and schmoop and porn. GAH.