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I have spent the last week or so doing absolutely nothing but lying around the apartment writing porn. It's kind of awful.

Rebel Girl
By Zee
Summary: And Patrick wants to say, see, this is why so many guys are terrified to date you and you have to write emo lyrics about them. AU--Pete has always been a girl. NC-17, 3,405 words.
Disclaimer: This is even more fake than usual, really.

Notes: ...yes. Look, with no girls in the fandom you have to make your own het, okay? tricksterquinn ushered the idea into being, and gigantic was a mean mean beta who didn't let me end it where I wanted it to. And feel free to use your imagination, but in my head Peyton looks like her, just with shorter hair.

( When the fuck did Rolling fucking Stone turn into the fucking Enquirer? )

eta: Music: Hollywood by Jay-Z & Beyonce, and Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.