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I wanted to post fic on my birthday, but I didn't end up finishing anything in time, woe. But kokiri85 posted this *fabulous* piece of fanart here, and it inspired some OT3 chatporn on my heart. Not really finished or particularly brilliant, but I haven't posted porn in *way* too long, so! (Oh, and parts of this came from LC, but I can't remember what bits.)

[01:28] lcsbanana: tim should totally come in his tights while sitting
on the couch next to kon and bart
[01:28] zeeleepenguin: and Kon is *just beginning* to get super-smell,
so he gives Tim this curious look--
[01:29] zeeleepenguin: and Kon would be all flushed from hanging upside down.
[01:30] zeeleepenguin: and then Bart's fingers stop dancing over Kon's
skin and he cups Kon through his tights, and Kon's mouth forms this
little 'o'
[01:31] zeeleepenguin: and Tim *cannot even move*
[01:31] zeeleepenguin: like, he's just *rigid.* and holding on to his
magazine way too hard.



And then Tim starts, because that is Kon's hand on his knee. And Kon is looking right up at him, and raising
his eyebrow and smirking, and Bart *has his hand down Kon's pants.* Tim can see what he's doing through the Super-tights.

Kon's hand is kind of inching up Tim's leg, slowly, as if he's afraid Tim might bite it off. And there's a breeze which is Bart, using his super speed, to snatch the magazine out of Tim's hands. Tim is biting down on his lip hard enough to draw blood, but then he can't anymore because Bart is *kissing* him.

He hears Kon moan really loudly, and he's
fairly certain that Kon just came.

Bart stops the kiss and says "Did you
just--" but Kon cuts him off. "Shut up, Bart." And Kon is sitting up
now, licking inside Bart's mouth and squeezing Tim's thigh *hard* and
Tim didn't know he was resilient enough to get an erection again so
soon.

Bart's hand is on the back of Tim's neck,
yanking him in, and a kiss with three people is messy and a bit
painful and involves too many tongues. Tim groans, nevertheless, and Bart's thumb vibrates against the back of his neck.

He and Kon both reach for Bart's dick at the same time, and Bart is writhing, getting pre-come all over both their fingers. He's vibrating fast enough that if Tim opened his eyes, he thinks he'd just see a blur. And Kon--Kon is folded almost in half, his legs still folded over the back of the couch. He must be using the TTK to hold himself up, Tim thinks, and then he loses his train of thought because Bart makes a high-pitched whimpering sound and comes on both their hands.

Kon says "Ow" and unhooks his legs from the
back of the sofa, and Tim had no idea he was that flexible. Of
course, the momentum carries him off the couch and he sprawls on the
floor, taking Tim down with him. Tim props himself up over Kon, who
is smiling in a dazed and satisfied way, and Tim is--*still* hard,
which is embarrassing and inconvenient, but possibly less so when Bart
gets on the floor with them, kneeling over Tim and vibrating hard
against his ass.

"Robin, you're, ohmygod your *armor*--"

Somehow Bart has managed to get his fingers under said armor, peeling
off his uniform at superspeed and then there's a finger in his ass and
Kon is using all his super strength to thrust aganst Tim's dick and--

"Dude," Kon says, when Tim collapses on him, shaking in the wave of
the orgasm. "Did we just--*dude.*"

"I. Think we may have," Tim says, and he
doesn't actually use the command voice on purpose, but it makes both
Tim and Bart stiffen against him.

"I need a shower. This suit is totally gross." Tim feels Bart kiss
him for a microsecond, and is pretty sure that blur is Bart kissing
Kon, too, and then Bart's gone. Tim rolls off of Kon and tries to
tamp down his blush.

"Huh," says Kon, sounding mildly impressed. "I
had no idea you were so kinky, Robin.

"I'm not--this wasn't--" my fault, Tim is about to say, but he
notices that Kon is grinning with him. Which means he's not actually
serious.

Tim stands up, adjusting himself as subtly as he possibly can, given
the circumstances. Kon--Kon's tights are still around his thighs, and
Tim looks away. "I hope you won't let this affect the team dynamic."

Kon shrugs, and he's still not bothering to
pull his tights up. "I've had sex with teammates before. 's not a
big deal."

And--Tim will have to find the files on *that.* He thinks Kon is
talking about the Ravers, but... maybe something else? It bears
investigating. "Mm. Good."

And the lazy smile on Kon's face morphs into a
look that's rather more--intent. And Tim thinks Kon is about to
say--something, and--that wouldn't be a good idea. "I also need a
shower," he says, and it's more of an effort than he expected it to be
to walk away from Kon. Who--still hasn't pulled up his tights, and
doesn't say anything as Tim leaves.

[02:01] lcsbanana: and then they all go have wet shower sexin right? RIGHT
[02:01] zeeleepenguin: ....sure they do!
[02:01] lcsbanana: THIS IS OKy
[02:01] zeeleepenguin: um. this Tim is... totally healthy enough for
shower sexin! not--horribly repressed or anything. *g*
[02:02] lcsbanana: *snickering*
[02:02] lcsbanana: right
[02:02] lcsbanana: TOTALLY
[02:02] lcsbanana: *BELIEVES DAMMIT*

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