zeegoeshere

I love it!
Rodney, of course, is clueless. “Hiding things? Like what?”

“Like certain... aspects of my personality.” John raises an eyebrow.

Rodney continues to stare at him. “Is this you trying to be subtle? Because you really, really suck at it.”

“Come on, think. What’s frowned upon in the military?”

“I don’t know, having a sense of humor?”

“How can a self-proclaimed genius be so thick?” John leans in, getting in Rodney’s face and enunciating clearly. “I’m gay, Rodney. I like cock.”

I could just see that exchange, Rodney being all clueless and John being all exasperated. Of course, the fact that you had John use the sentence "I like cock" didn't hurt either.

Good piece of fic.