posted by [identity profile] 0nlymemories.livejournal.com at 10:21pm on 31/07/2007
I'm 5'9". When it comes to Mikeyway and Ryan I sort of stuff my fingers in my ears and reassure myself that I could wear tall shoes.

I can't even help you with Spencer, though. I think his is just an all-encompassing hotness that I am powerless to avoid.

But it actually becomes a problem in a fair number of places. I could only ever read Buffy fic, not write it, because I kept wanting to make Dave smaller than he was, so Angel would be so goddamn HUGE all the time. *mutters*

It's really anyone's best guess why I DON'T like FOB fic, since they are apparently the perfect size for me to be writing about, but, no.

The theoretical hardcore band that Brendon Urie fronts in my head is all over short, though. Frank and Sonny Moore and Max Green from Escape the Fate and Andy. Brendon thinks it's the best optical illusion EVER, making him look that tall.
 
posted by [identity profile] violin-road.livejournal.com at 10:30pm on 31/07/2007
There are probably words to express how deeply in my soul I need that band to exist, but I can't think of any off the top of my head.


And I'm 5'3", so I've had many a conversation about how wee and adorable Frank Iero is, only to have to admit that he is, in fact, taller than me ;)
 
posted by [identity profile] 0nlymemories.livejournal.com at 11:01pm on 31/07/2007
They're called Ragamuffin. Gerard gives Frank constant shit about the fact that he's in a band named after a homicidal rag doll from a Roman Dirge comic, then he meets Brendon and suddenly it all makes so much more sense. Their music is kind of like Chiodos' and Brendon says at one point, 'If you expect to get me into an animal costume you're out of your goddamn mind'. I totally have like this huge thing in my head that I'm eventually going to get all written out. It's actually pretty mortifying.

But seriously, how hot would Brendon be, trying to be all tall and menacing and gothic? I mean, SERIOUSLY. Also, Sonny and Max would try to teach him to scream, like all good frontmen of screamo bands should, and he would mostly just sound like a dying cat. So Max takes pity on him and does it for him.

Andy is the only person in the band who does girls, and is blissfully zen about the fact that his lead singer and rhythm guitarist are fucking because seriously, he gets more action than any three porn stars, picking up the girls who are crushed by everyone else in the band's stunning lack of interest. It's awesome.

And I wouldn't count on Frank being that much taller than you are, unless you've done like a toe to toe comparison. I've seen a picture or two of him next to Patrick, who I actually believe when he says he's 5'4", and they're definitely not the same height.

Oh, ickly Frank. How I love you so. <3

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